I went to the Cinncinati Bengals game yesterday, my first NFL game. I was fortunate enough to leave with roughly 2 minutes, so I didn't get to see the last second loss. Besides the unbearable heat, extreme brightness after only a few hours of sleep, and the heartbreaking loss, it was pretty fun. This is sort of a lead into who I will be nominating today. I did miss yesterday so there will be 2 punches thrown today, I'm going to lead off with who has me the most upset....GIRLS WHO TAKE VOICEMAILS, SEXTS, ETC. AND TRY TO GET RICH OFF THEM. Ladies, I am fully aware that men do the same things but that's a whole different fight. I was online today reading through the news, sports headlines, and of course completely pointless gossip and weird stories, when I ran across a story about Brett Favre. The woman's name is Jennifer Sterger, she has posed for playboy, and has been voted one of the hottest sports fans repeatedly. A voicemail has been turned into a tabloid magazine, along with a photo text both supposedly form Favre. The picture is a full on shot of what is Favres ummmm we'll say "Favorite Teamate". This girl was a sideline correspondent for The Jets while he played there, and that is when it all went down. How many times is this going to happen until these rich guy's quit that shit? These woman take personal message's that were meant be kept discreet, and try to turn them into a gold mine. They sell them to tabloids, and websites, and anyone else who will make it rain on them. I understand that if you're having an affair with a rich and famous man that is married, or in a relationship, that you can make A LOT of money off of it. You should also be aware however that you are just as responsible as they are for what's going on. It's not like meeting a random person at a bar, having a good ol' one nighter, and then finding out they're taken. They are celebrities, you can google them and find out virtually anything you want. If your goal is to get rich, why not just respond to the "sext" with, "Thanks! Now if you'll send me another sexy picture of you writing a check to me so I don't go and turn this into someone else! XOXO". Why go out of your way to destroy their lives? I'm sure that if you're gonna extort them they would much rather you do it discreetly. GIRLS WHO TAKE VOICEMAILS, SEXTS, ETC. AND TRY TO GET RICH OF THEM, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE!
The second nominee is THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. I'm going to keep this short and sweet. There is already talk that Brett Favre will recieve punishment by the league for this incident. REALLY?!? You pay these men millions of dollars, make them peoples heroes, and sometimes sex symbols.Then you expect them not to enjoy the benefits? You act as if no one in the league has any idea that any of this goes on anytime there's an incident. You're going to suspend and or fine someone for sending a picture of their manhood to a woman he's trying to impress? It's already a questionable move on his part.What if she's not impressed? What if she laughs when she see's it? What if it's the wrong number? What if she sell's it to someone and his family finds out and his whole life is destroyed? He also has to consider what you're gonna do to him, NFL? When players start recieving accidental sext's from other players then you can step in, otherwise leave the guy alone. NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE!
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ReplyDeleteJenn Sterger is my future ex-wife. When Nash finds out how she was discovered and became famous, he will want to punch her in the face twice. The infamous Brent Musburger comment during the Florida State / Miami game. "1,500 red blooded Americans just decided to apply at Florida State."
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