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So now that I have been forced to work swing (night) shift I have had to deal with many new personalities. Most of which I do not care for. The later the day goes on, the drunker and more annoying they get. I had this problem when I was a bouncer also. I don't deal with drunks well when I too am not drunk. Todays nominee is....ANNOYING DRUNKS. Look, I like to party. I like to party with other people. But I don't like to be around other people partying when I'm not. It is on my top 5 list of situations I hate being in. As the night goes on players stumble in from the night club in the casino and other bars that have shut down. This is not ok. Go home! Don't make me listen to your stories as you unknowingly repeat them over, and over again. This is not cool. Unless your gonna be the drunk that tips me minimum $5 a hand, I will tell you to stop repeating yourself. You will then be offended which of course you will overreact to because your wasted. Have I ever been drunk while others weren't and made them deal with my obnoxiousness? Of course I have. In case you haven't caught on to the pattern of this blog so far, I am different then everyone else. I am awesome, and everyone loves me unconditionally. So none of the situations that upset me, apply to me. I don't like being in bars with drunks, I don't like dealing cards with drunks, I don't like riding in cars with drunks, and I DO NOT like green eggs and ham...ANNOYING DRUNKS, YOU DESERVER TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!