Friday, April 1, 2011

I wonder if Godaddy.com will register my page after a fist!

So once again I am aware it has been a while since I last wrote but because of an email from a friend I have found the motivation needed. No messing around tonight, TODAYS NOMINEE IS...BOB PARSON'S! Bob is the founder of godaddy.com and apparently a worldwide expert on the killing of helpless animals. If you haven't heard by now he went Zimbabwe and killed an elephant and then made up some BS for reason's as to why he did it. He claims that he was contacted by the people of the area about the removal of problematic hurd of elephants. Really bob?!?!?! Are you Elephant Dundee? I haven't seen any of your movies but you must of made some to show your quests. Not only have you messed with millions of men's hormones by showing those teaser commercials where no one ever gets naked, but you also make up fake occupations for yourself? You have all that money and the best thing you can find to do is kill an elephant that isn't being aggressive toward you? Well guess what BOBO? I have been contacted by the elephants of zimbabwe and been made aware that some prick is coming there and killing random members of their population. They would like it handled and I have accepted. So I would like to do this in the same manner that you did. I will give you a 100 yard distance head start. I will do distance not time because I feel if i gave you a 5 minute head start you would have a heart attack trying to run 100 yards and die before I could get ya! I will even go as far as to hide oxygen tanks throughought some bushes in the field so that if you manage to hide for a minute you can catch your breath. From reading your bio and other information I am willing to bet that you are more of Hooker Dundee Bob. Next time you get a "call" about helping zimbabwe out how bout you just ship them some cash and let them handle the elephants. BOB PARSON'S, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!!!